I have to be forcibly removed from stationary stores or I can’t leave cos I need to buy /everything/
J grabs my hand and holds it very tightly bc i’ll just be; “can i look at ONE more thing” and “OOOH WHAT’S THAT!?” and he’s just walk away pulling me; “no you’ve already spent $100 on fucking paper we’re not looking at more shit”
Things I would buy if I had money, Bee Edition:
FEM!PIMP!CAS COSPLAY IDEAS
Most people here have a bookstore problem but I have a stationery store problem
like when you see a store that sells stationery and you just start gravitating towards it and then you buy 3 sketchpads, 20 pencils, 10 drawing pens, a ruler, a fancy new sharpener, 6 putty erasers and you contemplated buying that really expensive canvas too before you got dragged away
shout out to all y’all who were as caught off guard by the freaking daylight savings time as i was
Prompt: They meet because they are both dating the same person. (I just waved at your otter again, dammit)
I’m so sorry, I am like completely incapable of handling any kind of partner-betrayal fic, even if it’s not my boys doing the betraying. :D I’m going to throw this up here though because I feel like somebody who’s better at that sort of thing could probably make a brilliant sitcom moment out of this prompt. :D
(no actual betrayal or cheating)
(happy ending i swear)
Losing End of a Wishbone
Jennifer is perfect.
Stiles meets her at a self-defense workshop where he’s running the pepper spray certification class. She’s one of the several volunteers from a local dojo who are teaching people some basic self-defense moves, and definitely the prettiest one of the group. Stiles talks to her a little between sessions, and they seem to hit it off, so he asks her out for coffee at the end of the day when everyone’s packing up to leave.
They walk over to a diner Stiles stops at sometimes when it’s late and nothing else in Beacon Hills is open. It’s popular with cops, and the waitresses all know him, and sometimes give him free pie.
It’s the best coffee date Stiles has been on in forever. They talk about the workshop a little bit, and who did best in which part of it, which leads to a discussion about their favorite ways to disarm and incapacitate; Stiles doesn’t mix it up with armed criminals as much as he used to, now that he’s made detective, but he’s got a few good stories. The date really takes a turn, though, when Stiles gets Jennifer to talk about herself. She’s sweet and a little awkward, and owns a bookstore, and has read The Iliad in Greek and that’s it, Stiles is a goner.
He’s always had a weakness for the nerdy ones.
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Oh thank Chuck they realized how terrible of a title they had, before it was too late…
holy crap i am actually interested in this?
4 am (ish)
still havent slept
still in pain
took my last pill