i was going to argue you with you about the whole bottom!derek thing, because you seem to be under the impression that because you like it you're better than the people who don't, but then i realized it was irrelevant. nothing you have to say on the matter means anything to me because you're a sad, obsessive teen wolf blogger who has nothing better to do than sit and make dumb posts about this shitty show all day long. you must be so lonely and boring. how sad for you.
LISTEN UP TURDMEISTER I GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY
i thought really long and hard about whether or not i was gonna respond to this you know, because half of me is like “wow what a butthurt little baby, this shit ain’t worth my time” but i got shit to address so sit your ass down and shut the hell up
see i’ve been taking an AWFUL LOT OF SHIT about my bottom!derek love since august/september 2012 when i made the mistake of publishing a 40k long fic on AO3 that worked itself up to a big ole derek-takin-it-in-so-good scene at the end, and i’m tired of it.
see, i say “mistake” because what followed was MONTHS UPON AGONIZING MONTHS of people coming at me all “your fic was SO GOOD… until the last five thousand words” and “bottom!derek???? REALLY??? def won’t be recommending this fic, what a WASTE” and “tag your gross sexual kinks, some of us don’t want to read your shit” and “why on EARTH would derek EVER let stiles top him??”
hell, until i orphaned that goddamn fic a few months ago, i was STILL getting messages about it!!! ALMOST YEAR AND A HALF LATER! let me repeat that: people were so offended that i wrote stiles sticking his dick in derek’s butt that i was receiving abusive messages about it for sixteen months.
and that was the risk people took to write bottom!derek, too, back then and sometimes, still even now. so, yeah, fandom inevitably criticized that culture. and, yeah, there was a backlash of bottom!derek positivity that i think we’re still experiencing now. every day fandom is less and less shitty towards me and people like me who prefer writing and reading bottom!derek (for whatever reason, you know, which, by the way, is different from person to person) but you motherfuckers must be outside your damn minds to be thinking that the fandom’s burgeoning appreciation of bottom!derek is anywhere near the prominence of bottom!stiles.
trust me, i’m a bottom!derek connoisseur, i have TRAWLED the crevasses of this world to find this particular fav of mine, and while it’s popping up more and more these days, it’s still a minority preference in stiles/derek fanfiction!!!!!!!!! you are KIDDING yourselves if you think otherwise. you wanna find a good bottom!stiles fic? close your eyes, move your mouse around on AO3, and click. chances are pretty freaking good tha you’re gonna find something you like.
and those of us who write bottom!derek? still CONSTANTLY getting comments like “next time have stiles bottom!” and “i wish this wasn’t bottom!derek though” and stupid, ABUSIVE fucking anon asks like this one here, comin at me like “how dare you think you’re better than me because you have this one opinion/preference in regards to two fictional dudes fucking”
and, hey, you know what??? i AM better than you, but let me be clear: it’s got EVERYTHING to do with the fact that i have never in my life called someone sad or obsessive or lonely or boring for liking something they like?? never in my life have i tried so ruthlessly to shit down someone’s throat for something so goddamn INCONSEQUENTIAL. this ain’t about derek’s magnificent booty and all the delightful things i like to think he wants up there, so leave that out of it.
this is about you and a bunch of your shitmongering peers thinking that because you feel threatened by a burgeoning fandom preference, you have the right to come at those of us who maybe don’t totally agree with you (because, hey, i am actually very into bottom!stiles, too, you know, i just don’t feel creatively inspired by it because i feel like that well’s running close to tapped at this point) with shit like this.
you can run and cry about this all you want but just remember you came at me like you had the goddamn right to make ANY assertions of my personality, time management, happiness, or character, and you need to back the fuck off, maybe walk around outside for about 30 seconds, then take a long hard look in the mirror because you’re getting salty at me about the fact that i am part of a minority who thinks derek’s got da booty and dat booty should be worshipped accordingly.
you’re a joke, your cause here is a joke, the fact that you’re this fucking offended because i edited a stock photo of a button i found on google images to say something that sort of said something about electing derek-hale-getting-fingered in 2014 is the biggest fucking joke on the face of the planet. get the fuck out of my face and off my goddamn fabulous blog and don’t you fucking dare try and shame someone again for liking a thing they like and indulge in when they’re trying to escape the shittiness of their own realities, you giant festering pussack.
I’m not usually one to spread wank, but reading this gave me a boner for bree, ngl.
Warmer months are coming, and for some people, this means dresses! If you’re like me (fat, and a fan of cute dresses, but not always of bike shorts or leggings when it’s hot) you need this stuff. Put it between your thighs (or anywhere else you need it) and voilà, NO MORE CHUB RUB. It’s a miracle! Finally you too can go pantsless without the agony of a rash at the end of the day.
oh man if this works I am ALL FOR IT
Sweet Jesus I need to find this stuff
you can also use any non-gel, non-spray deodorant…
i just had to kill an orc for a dark brotherhood quest im going to cry i love orcs
Show no mercy
but he was just a poor little chef orc baby
Now he’ll never achieve his dreams of being a contestant on MasterChef
have you TRIED the potage? he’s better off dead he never had the audacity to make it as magnificent as i did
Headcanon: Pigeonholed away in Dean’s mind is a map of nearly every classic rock radio station in the country, a mosaic of call letters and personal notes — “too many commercials” “annoying morning DJ” — and no matter where he’s driving, he always knows right about where one station is going to fuzz into static and which station he should switch to. It’s not even something he thinks about, any more than his mental list of gas stations within the Impala’s mileage or catalog of seedy motels along the route he’s taking. It’s not impressive. It’s just a part of the job.
unpopular opinion: I’m glad Aiden is dead, I don’t think he was redeemable in any way, shape or form and I’m pumped the twins are gone and won’t return for S4.
I’m glad too. But you gotta give it to the Carver’s for such phenomenal acting in that scene.
It did make me weep for like, half of a microsecond, but it did.
Glad they’re gone though.
Yeah the Carvers have got to be pretty amazing, because I cried during that scene even though I’ve been actively rooting for Aiden to die.
i couldn’t stand the twins but that scene was brilliant, all i could see was a boy losing his brother, his brother who he’s been next to since conception, of course the white boys got one of the best exits from the show, but i dont want to take anything from max and charlie’s acting because it was beyond perfect, it was heart-wrenching.
Linkin Park “Roads Untraveled” shout out to bostonisbrewin for the recomendation
following erik karlsson was the best thing i did this month :D